It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
