is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
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