I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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