dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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