we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Randomize
