can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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