You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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