these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I have aggressive nipples.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Randomize
