have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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