Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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