So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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