why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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