If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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