I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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