There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
17 year olds will be the death of me.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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