i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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