How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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