Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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