I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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