we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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