I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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