I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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