she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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