are you still at the devil's house?
look no pants
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
