What did we do last night that was yellow?
I wanna passion pit in your ass
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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