A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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