Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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