I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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