It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
