I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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