you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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