He kissed a someone with a penis
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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