she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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