No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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