I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I have aggressive nipples.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Randomize
