went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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