ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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