No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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