So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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