she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?�
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