Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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