Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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