the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
