I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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