I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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