she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
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