your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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