she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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