Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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