Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
